The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether you are qualified to be a professional.
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Answer
The correct answer is:
Open the refrigerator, enter the giraffe and close the door.
This question tests whether you're doing simple things in a complicated way.
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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Answer
Incorrect answer:
Open the refrigerator, enter the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct answer:
Open the refrigerator, remove the giraffe, enter the elephant and close the door.
This question tests your foresight.
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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend except one. Which animal does not attend?
Answer
Correct answer:
The elephant! You put the elephant into the refrigerator, remember?!
This tests if you are capable of comprehensive thinking.
OK, if you didn't answer the last three questions correctly, the following one
may be your last chance to test your qualifications to be a professional.
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4. There is a river filled with crocodiles. How do you cross it?
Answer
Correct Answer:
Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting!
This question tests your reasoning ability.
To sum up
Now, how many of these questions did you answer correctly?
You answered four out of four questions correctly!; you are a TRUE professional! Wealth and success await you!
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You answered three out of four correctly; you have some catching up to do but there's hope for you.
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You answered two out of four correctly; consider a career as a hamburger flipper in a fast food joint.
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You answered one out of four correctly; try selling some of your organs. It's the only way you will ever make any money.
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You answered none correctly; consider a career that does not require any higher mental functions at all, such as politics.
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